February 2011
2 posts
Chicago man wears Packers tie to work, is promptly... →
Clearly violating dress code. Good riddance!
Due to budget cuts, I work at a library branch that hardly has any books and...
– The Farsided Librarian
January 2011
41 posts
Headlines: "Swiss Miss" →
Swiss bank’s 44-page etiquette guide tells employees what color underwear to wear, never to eat garlic and regulates proper toenail length.
I work for Comcast.
– That Repair Guy You Always Yell At
The CEO of our company is one of those trailblazing outdoorsy millionaires who...
– Pat, Philly
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